T O P

The housewife and the hustler? This pic is just weird

The housewife and the hustler? This pic is just weird

thatsmyknee

Is this feeling like a very poor imitation of [Beyoncé and Jay-Z's Everything Is Love promo](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/hbz-beyonce-jay-z-index-2-1529688078.jpg?resize=980:*) to anyone else?


vulvasoutforharambe

When you order Bey and Jay’s Everything Is Love on wish…


NeverEndingWhoreMe

Nah, they went down to the Dollar Tree for this.


Odd_Bite_7447

Don’t insult dollar tree like that! They actually have some good quality stuff, Dollar general get it right! 🙃☺️🙃☺️


PresOfTheLesbianClub

This has Leah vibes all over it.


Odd_Bite_7447

But the difference is Lala is a bad a$$ bish because unlike Lala she made her living on her own and her dollars as well!


Odd_Bite_7447

Bahahaha


sabriel18

Oh nooooo💀makes the quality of their shot even more embarrassing for the attempt, so much cringe


JennyAndTheBets95_

Omg definitely inspired them for this photo shoot


hellacliterate

Spot on !!! Big swing & a miss


cc0284

Yes!


RamblinOn_2Mordor

Omg how embarrassing this is 😂


jodilandon88

This is 100% their inspiration but the execution is so piss-poor. When you order Bey and Jay off Wish…


Realistic_mythology

Came here to say the same exact thing!


crop_top

Stealing a WOC’s art/vision is a choooice.


panties4you101

That is exactly what she tried to do


kasiagabrielle

This looks like they're preemptively taking a pic for when they inevitable split up and online tabloids can draw a jagged red line through the photo to symbolize the breakup 📈


jackjackj8ck

Lol true


ogcoliebear

Hahaha wow so spot on!


kasiagabrielle

Usually the pics they use are just whatever celebs holding hands but they're standing so far apart here it would make for a perfect "split" picture!


mermaid_esq

WHY are they dressed like cosmo and wanda


aintnofirehere

Timmy’s dad in the attic. “Oh here's the tiny chest filled with my hope and dreams and then we had you” - throws out the window! 😂😂😒


StarDatAssinum

“And this is where I would put a NY Times Best Seller… IF I HAD ONE”


Aggravating_Cut6741

LMAOOO plzzzzz


verucka-salt

Omg. Cosmo & Wanda! I am crushing on you. 💜😅


bigmamma1099

Cosmo and Wanda y’all ain’t slick


alicecarroll

I think it’s hysterical that every reality tv person thinks they’re the first person to have a baby or ‘be real’ about having a kid. WELCOME TO THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING DINGBATS.


b0dyrock

Especially when its clearly not a strategy that's relatable to new parents! When it was revealed that Stassi had a night nurse, it peeved me a bit. Yes, I know its reality tv portrayed through Instagram filters, but I remember seeing photos of her post birth and wondering why I looked so much worse after double the amount of time she had. Oh right, I wasn't sleep, nor did I have endless amounts of money to afford the latest and greatest her and Lala are rocking.


trish_the_dish82

This is an…odd…picture to announce a podcast return? What? What does the baby have to do with it? And she’s naked? Idk. This is strange in my opinion.


LeattaA

Yeah why nakey baby yet they’re dressed?


Cantstress_thisenuff

You think that's weird? You didn't even mention the fact that Tupac had a baby posthumously. Also I hope Ocean pooped on her hand. PS Agree with all you said, was just sitting on that Tupac joke and had to get it out


Rj6728

I’m glad you did honestly.


Glitter1237

Lmao, I’ve had a couple twisted teas now and you made me crack up, thank you for that


heisenbergsblackhat

Hahaha that Tupac reference lives rent free in my head so thanks for the giggle! Also, she's probably one of those people that thinks it's ok to shit in the ocean so I would of loved to see Ocean poop on her heinous ringmaster's jacket.


undisclosedinsanity

>...people that think its ok to shit in the ocean... Wait. I've never heard of this super bizarre group of people. Yall. Worlds crazy--be careful out there. I bet you're right. There's no way Lala didn't at least get peed on. Its absolutely impossible.


shiningonthesea

what if the baby poops in her hand?


kris10leigh14

When you play with fire expect to be burned!


costco_blankets

Nooo don’t give then Ocean! Let ocean be a baby and keep her out of it.


kasiagabrielle

This is the definition of "baby as a prop"


unicornflavoredgum1

Which is funny because she said she didn't have to do that as "her daddy is rich" when talking about the others having public Instagram accounts for their kids.


raachelq

Wait but she does have a public Instagram account for her kid?? lmao


little--stitious

This is some dystopian shit. She’s about to drop that baby into the Hunger Games.


kasiagabrielle

Everything aside from her in this photo seems like an afterthought. Looks like Rand rolled out of bed and they forgot the baby last minute and the photographer was threatening to leave so they didn't even have time to clothe her.


little--stitious

Rand looks like he’s about to cry. Maybe because his baby legitimately looks to be suffering.


kasiagabrielle

"Here Rand, put on this wrinkly shirt and the smallest blazer you own that you haven't fit since you were 14. Ocean? No, she doesn't need clothes. Or her head supported. THiS iS aRt"


anarchycheerleader

Happy my parents never used me as a prop. If they did, I’d hope Fofty would feel it in his heart to pay off my college loans.


kasiagabrielle

Same 😂 all my baby pics are all of us pissed off looking before it was cool I guess (we're Slavic and smiling for pictures definitely wasn't a thing, my parents never looked like they wanted to drop me though)


Renarya

ANTM vibes.


Pantone186

They don’t give out power vibes like she thinks they do.


KandyKaleidoscope

The harder they try, the more comical they look.


redsmoothie

In every pic Lala looks like she has never even met her baby


acrylicvigilante_

Lala looks like me whenever someone forces me to hold their baby after I said "No thank you" for the fifth time


ThatMizK

So relatable


cuntsatchel

Omg


Robyn172089

That’s what the look is


jackjackj8ck

10000000%


Cheap-Chip5891

She hasn't lol only when it's on instagram. She said she has a lot of help so I'm sure she doesn't endure half of what new moms have had to go through! must be nice...


Opening-Reaction-511

yeah even on her insta pics, its like....weird. kinda cold / just like she legit looks like its her first time meeting this child lol. it's so awkward.


Leapyearbb

Tell me that you're not really in love without telling me you're not really in love


ereburt

They’re not even holding hands really! It looks like she’s grabbing his hand trying to get him to stay by the cart at the grocery store.


Madethisonambien

Strong Dorit and PK vibes.


KrazyKateLady420

That’s literally who I thought this was until I gave “PK” a closer look and realized it was Randall, only then did I see that was LaLa and then kept scrolling to see their poor baby...


anonyoudidnt

"Put on something nice dear" "Should we match?" "No just wear that pink velvet blazer that fit you back in high school" "What about Ocean" "She doesn't wear clothes" Edit: since some of you enjoyed this heres some more: "Babe what is that outfit you look like Erika Jane had a baby with an electric 80s villain" "Don't worry about it just pose and look natural" ":O)))" "Did we get a good shot" "Idk Oceans looking into space " "It's ok just think of her like an accessory. It's not like she's the star of the podcast, I am"


rosanna4

Must be her jacket. A bit tight?


DarlingMomma

There is no way he can close that


yaychristy

No buttons, not intended to be closed


vulvasoutforharambe

All I can think about is knowing Randell is barefoot for this.


GarnierFruitTrees

I’m sure that’s all Jax can think about too


kasiagabrielle

How dare you make me read this with my face eyes


vulvasoutforharambe

This statement is truly going to haunt me.


allonsys

omg


mlc269

Underrated.


RavenSaysHi

Spat my drink LOL


shannboss

That outfit looks expensive to be holding a naked baby in.


Nick78912

Absolutely hate these people. When is this disgusting man going to be exposed #metoo? Tons of gossip about him but I guess he’s not famous enough- it’s the only reason I can think of to why it hasn’t happened yet.


KandyKaleidoscope

It’s only a matter of time. His “popularity” goes way back. [http://gawker.com/5380757/shocking-upset-in-hollywoods-most-despised-boss-awards](http://gawker.com/5380757/shocking-upset-in-hollywoods-most-despised-boss-awards)


heisenbergsblackhat

Why is she trying to look like Erika Giradi? Why so serious? Why no clothes for Ocean? So many questions... Edit: The biggest one being why does she look like she's about to drop her baby?!!


StarDatAssinum

Yeah, the last person you want to emulate, especially when your fiancé has been accused of shady shit and not paying people, is Erika Jayne


[deleted]

She needs to support the babies damn head.


Aggravating_Cut6741

Emily ratatataraowski vibes


taylorqueen2090

Came here for this comment! What the hell man.


heisenbergsblackhat

Omg that's the first thing I thought! Like she's doing that arch the back thing and could flip out of her arms at any moment. Scary.


[deleted]

Literally I have visions of her snapping her neck🥴😩


ItsInTheVault

She holds Ocean as awkwardly as Hillary Baldwin holds her babies. Uncomfortably, with the neck unsupported, like they are distracted by everything else.


your_uncle_mike

Umm excuse me, I think you mean Hilaria 🙄 ^/s


ItsInTheVault

🥒🥒🥒💃💃💃


your_uncle_mike

How you say in inglés?


NeverEndingWhoreMe

Eel-laria.


mdoc86

Coo-coom-baria.


Splashfooz

With those man hands of hers.


Mumakils

Randall looks like he was just told that Ocean isn't his child. Lala looks like she wants to punch someone in the face and the naked baby gave me the feeling that Lala forgot her for a second and then didn't have the time to put clothes on her. What a strange picture.


heisenbergsblackhat

Haha for real they both look way too pissed off to have such a gorgeous baby and look like they don't care enough to even clothe her. So strange. Also Stazi commented that this was incredible and someone replied to her with, "No it's just weird." Lol


sometimesbrave_

I love that story


n1kk1_89

Spot on lol


acrylicvigilante_

Giggy is dressed for photoshoots better than their baby


SassingtonPost

At lease she closed her mouth for this pic.


heisenbergsblackhat

Oh yeah I only just noticed. How did she manage that? Eyelash glue maybe?


literallyykim

Nothing like using your baby as a prop while you give a camera the “fuck me” eyes


aliceanonymous99

She’s trying to get on housewives, willing to bet money on it. But honey, we already have Dorit and youz trying too hard


StarDatAssinum

Might as well, RHOBH has been spiraling for a while now…


aliceanonymous99

This is true!


chixataa

Lala has terrible style. Randall’s jacket is a few sizes too small


jackjackj8ck

Yeah I don’t think he could close it if he tried


MBeMine

Why is Dorit doing a photo shoot with Randall? Weird /s


garrrrsh

“Tacky and wrinkled” should be the caption


Minty-Cherubandtug

the way she's holding the baby is giving me major anxiety


heisenbergsblackhat

SAME


AnnaLikeSauna

All I can hear her saying is “I’m right on top of it, Rose!” in that outfit


jodilandon88

A sad imitation of Beyoncé and Jay-Z. Like…make your own iconic moment instead of this sad attempt at recreating an already iconic photo. This is upsetting me and my homegirls. How could you do this to me question mark.


Jm29256

I irrationally hate her. Like HATE her.


Powerful_Mixtape

it's not irrational sweetie, we all hate her


dollishdreams

Unrelated but I’ve always hated her slogan(?); “Give them Lala”. It isn’t given what it’s suppose to give. It sounds so weird and it’s giving very much try hard.


cuntsatchel

Did she get the cat eye surgery


aintnofirehere

She looks like photoshopped Khloe here


jackjackj8ck

I can’t stand hearing Lala talk, listening to a podcast of her sounds like literal hell


momo411

Why does LaLa look like one of the girls walking in Swell’s fashion show in DON’T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER’S DEAD?


heisenbergsblackhat

Haha LOVE this. My friends and I always say "The dishes are done man" at super random times when we are extra baked lol


agnesweatherbum

That baby is gonna pee all over her.


nikkietsukino

Her stylist is constantly doing her dirtyyyyyy 💀😉😬😬😬😬😬


tergesa

She is the epitome of basic bitch


n1kk1_89

More like: Give Ocean clothes and support her neck proberly... Edit: grammar


little--stitious

That’s not how you hold a fucking baby. Why would *anyone* post this? Randall looks like he’s on the verge of a mental breakdown while we’re at it.


Relevant_Owl_8841

Awkward Family Photos, anyone? So different than other people I follow with new babies in their lives who post pics where they’re smiling and joyous about having a little one. LFU looks like Ocean just made a tsunami on her sleeve.


Disastrous-Year-4062

She could NEVER be Beyoncé 😂😂😂


italian_hoagie_

The chemistry here, or lack thereof, is undeniable


RalphWaldoPickleCh1p

I look forward to Ocean's opinions on the upcoming season of VPR.


gwacemom

I’m glad I’m not the only one having anxiety over Ocean. As a mom I know I can have a firm hold of my child even if it might look like I don’t, but this terrifies me.


uplatetoomuch

I'm afraid Ocean will start peeing and Lala will just instinctively yell EWW! and toss her in the air like a football. ... and catch her, of course.


unicornpolkadot

I’m sure the baby loooves that scratchy fucking polyester on its soft skin.


katncrunch

Lala's following the Emily Ratajkowski (sp?) 'hold your baby like a loaf of bread' trend, I see.


layrenee92

Right?!? But I think emrata’s was way worse. I can’t get over her freaking using the baby as a prop to show off her abs. Nobody gives a fuck


avocadoqueen322

I thought that Lala was Dayna for a second.


french_toasty

I can’t even snark on this. It’s so weird I feel sorry for them


c0okies

This pic looks mad amateur. I can't take it seriously.


Dharmatron

It's the '80s realtor Barbie for me.


cbh1980

I’ll pass


flowersandchocolate

The person’s comment about asking if they’re going to Spotify made me LOL. Yes, spotify is absolutely going to purchase the rights to this podcast following the Call Her Daddy and Joe Rogan deals. This podcast is DEFINITELY the same level as those.


Nearby_Employee_2943

Reminds me of that recent pic of Emily Ratajkowski where she is posing to the nines and holding her baby like a sack of potatoes and about to drop him. So creepy when it’s so obvious that holding their child properly is interfering with their photo so fuck safety I guess…blech


froggypuppet

They really couldn’t steam the bottom of rand’s shirt? Or at least photoshop it?


maddsturbation

Shes giving me Heidi Montag vibes with the new face


PamPooveyPacmanJones

I think theyre going for the carters and its not working


dmalek8474

Lala and Khloe are morphing into the same person


JennyAndTheBets95_

Giving me major Patrick from Spongebob vibes. Or Cosmo and Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents… either way can Lala please support the baby’s head ffs 🤦‍♀️


jinjer199

maybelline great lash vibes


heisenbergsblackhat

'Give Them Lala Baby' to everyone except Lala's actual baby. I said this above in an edited comment but I'm honestly wondering why TF Ocean is naked when she has a whole baby clothes range? Why would she miss an opportunity to hawk her wares when she's usually the most shameless self-promoter ever? Perplexing AF.


champagnewitch93

LOL I think Lala is the hustler in this case


StarDatAssinum

LALA, FIRE YOUR STYLIST. They didn’t even bother to style the baby FFS lol


kaysmilex3

This is such a bad picture of them.


mlc269

This has strong “my stepmother is an alien” vibes.


Goodasgolddd

I was so confused why Khloe Kardashian was holding hands with Rand for far too long to admit. God help my brain it’s decaying from too much reality tv.


aintnofirehere

They all are morphing into each other!


jamielynnspeers

I could NOT figure out why Dorit was posing with Rand and a baby. Dead ass.


anotherintro

This looks like an extra from the movie AI with two of the robots not programmed to love.


incignita

Stop trying to make "RAND" a cool dresser! He just looks ridiculous.


LizFrance

The lips are seriously out of control. Why does she want to look like a fish? Girl, it doesn't look good!


jinjer199

cosmo & wanda vibes


brainybrink

Support that baby’s head!


chaka-mon

🎶Ocean is an average kid and no one understands...🎶


renegadeYZ

cringey


TinkyScott

No thanks!


jossipgirl666

So so SO thirsty.


SheBrokeHerCoccyx

Erika Jayne and Tom Girardi ✨vibes✨.


Fantastic_Love_9451

That’s an Ocean of nope.


Fofieeeeeee

How stressful. My baby is two weeks younger than Ocean and we are far from ready for formal photographs or dry-clean only clothing


Euphoric-Knowledge-4

Randall attempting a VPR intro look. #Hetried.


Odd_Bite_7447

I got Gretchen and Slade vibes too as well. For a hot sec I thought that was Gretchen like from years ago or something, but then I was thinking, whose the fat guy in the pic with her? Then I realized it was Randall and it all clicked it was Lala.


itsalwayssunnyinphx

That baby just looks like an accessory to her.


AdGroundbreaking1305

Is it me or is the babies head not being properly supported? I'm sure she's fine, but that's a weird angle to hold the baby at.


thefloorcanbespace

Why is the baby naked?!


loveuman

Lala using her kid as an accessory is hardly surprising to me


vangoghism

Ocean looks cold get that baby something cuddly and cozy to snuggle in!


PeachOnAWarmBeach

Oh my gosh, support the baby's head!!!


Vanilla_Goat

Is it ok to hold a baby like that ? .... looks very weird.


lemondrops42

I mean yeah, the baby is physically fine. People here are being real dramatic about it because they love to hate Lala, *as do I*. But I’ve held my baby like that when I’m trying to make sure my 4 year old doesn’t somehow kill herself and also trying to keep the crazy dog from not getting out of the house, and so far my infant’s head is still attached. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I think the problem is moreso that Lala is doing it voluntarily for a photoshoot versus doing it out of necessity.


craftykraft

She’s gonna drop that baby. Little fumble can’t hold onto the football


fifilota33

THIS BABIES POOR NECK


denisebuttrey

They both be hustlers.


justanotheremily666

Can we start a GoFundMe to get Randall a fitting jacket?


smithtownie

I don’t have a child yet I’m yelling “Support the head!”. Poor baby.


kazar30

Fat guy in a little coat vibes.


magicbong

they look like a couple from 90 day beyonce with their little “in love” and “angry” intros that poor baby, doesnt even get any of the styling budget


ballet_betch

At least put the baby in a suit dammit. This doesn't make any sense


Aggravating_Cut6741

This looks like the test photo taken pre wardrobe consult


tearsofacow

I got confused because I thought he was dressing as PK for a second lol


JDL2788

The art director missed the mark on this one.


Mpoboy

What could they possibly need to talk about and who would listen to this shit?


AdGroundbreaking1305

Only these two would upstage their baby in a photo.


b0dyrock

This ain't it.


sassystl

Only a matter of time before legal/financial troubles are revealed


MyrealityorYours

I had to zoom in because this photo is giving LFU giant man hands at first glance. For someone who is so obsessed with fixing her flaws, she picks the worst photos of herself.


littlesharks

The baby can’t smile yet, but Lala and Randall can and choose not to. Bad vibes.


SydMcCarthy28

I do like her jacket tho


DramaticHippos

How long do you think it took her to pose like that and hold that baby? Holding babies is not as easy as it looks, and that baby beautiful baby Ocean looks squirmy.


moimardi

Poor ocean


angelina0802

Ur baby is def freezing cold sista


Cheap-Chip5891

June 8th was world ocean day...I thought she would've posted some tribute to Ocean since ya know.... but Nada lol