The housewife and the hustler? This pic is just weird
By - heisenbergsblackhat
Is this feeling like a very poor imitation of [Beyoncé and Jay-Z's Everything Is Love promo](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/hbz-beyonce-jay-z-index-2-1529688078.jpg?resize=980:*) to anyone else?
When you order Bey and Jay’s Everything Is Love on wish…
Nah, they went down to the Dollar Tree for this.
Don’t insult dollar tree like that! They actually have some good quality stuff, Dollar general get it right! 🙃☺️🙃☺️
This has Leah vibes all over it.
But the difference is Lala is a bad a$$ bish because unlike Lala she made her living on her own and her dollars as well!
Oh nooooo💀makes the quality of their shot even more embarrassing for the attempt, so much cringe
Omg definitely inspired them for this photo shoot
Spot on !!! Big swing & a miss
Omg how embarrassing this is 😂
This is 100% their inspiration but the execution is so piss-poor. When you order Bey and Jay off Wish…
Came here to say the same exact thing!
Stealing a WOC’s art/vision is a choooice.
That is exactly what she tried to do
This looks like they're preemptively taking a pic for when they inevitable split up and online tabloids can draw a jagged red line through the photo to symbolize the breakup 📈
Hahaha wow so spot on!
Usually the pics they use are just whatever celebs holding hands but they're standing so far apart here it would make for a perfect "split" picture!
WHY are they dressed like cosmo and wanda
Timmy’s dad in the attic. “Oh here's the tiny chest filled with my hope and dreams and then we had you” - throws out the window! 😂😂😒
“And this is where I would put a NY Times Best Seller… IF I HAD ONE”
Omg. Cosmo & Wanda! I am crushing on you. 💜😅
Cosmo and Wanda y’all ain’t slick
I think it’s hysterical that every reality tv person thinks they’re the first person to have a baby or ‘be real’ about having a kid. WELCOME TO THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING DINGBATS.
Especially when its clearly not a strategy that's relatable to new parents!
When it was revealed that Stassi had a night nurse, it peeved me a bit. Yes, I know its reality tv portrayed through Instagram filters, but I remember seeing photos of her post birth and wondering why I looked so much worse after double the amount of time she had. Oh right, I wasn't sleep, nor did I have endless amounts of money to afford the latest and greatest her and Lala are rocking.
This is an…odd…picture to announce a podcast return? What? What does the baby have to do with it? And she’s naked? Idk. This is strange in my opinion.
Yeah why nakey baby yet they’re dressed?
You think that's weird? You didn't even mention the fact that Tupac had a baby posthumously.
Also I hope Ocean pooped on her hand.
PS Agree with all you said, was just sitting on that Tupac joke and had to get it out
I’m glad you did honestly.
Lmao, I’ve had a couple twisted teas now and you made me crack up, thank you for that
Hahaha that Tupac reference lives rent free in my head so thanks for the giggle! Also, she's probably one of those people that thinks it's ok to shit in the ocean so I would of loved to see Ocean poop on her heinous ringmaster's jacket.
>...people that think its ok to shit in the ocean...
I've never heard of this super bizarre group of people. Yall. Worlds crazy--be careful out there.
I bet you're right. There's no way Lala didn't at least get peed on. Its absolutely impossible.
what if the baby poops in her hand?
When you play with fire expect to be burned!
Nooo don’t give then Ocean! Let ocean be a baby and keep her out of it.
This is the definition of "baby as a prop"
Which is funny because she said she didn't have to do that as "her daddy is rich" when talking about the others having public Instagram accounts for their kids.
Wait but she does have a public Instagram account for her kid?? lmao
This is some dystopian shit. She’s about to drop that baby into the Hunger Games.
Everything aside from her in this photo seems like an afterthought. Looks like Rand rolled out of bed and they forgot the baby last minute and the photographer was threatening to leave so they didn't even have time to clothe her.
Rand looks like he’s about to cry. Maybe because his baby legitimately looks to be suffering.
"Here Rand, put on this wrinkly shirt and the smallest blazer you own that you haven't fit since you were 14. Ocean? No, she doesn't need clothes. Or her head supported. THiS iS aRt"
Happy my parents never used me as a prop. If they did, I’d hope Fofty would feel it in his heart to pay off my college loans.
Same 😂 all my baby pics are all of us pissed off looking before it was cool I guess (we're Slavic and smiling for pictures definitely wasn't a thing, my parents never looked like they wanted to drop me though)
They don’t give out power vibes like she thinks they do.
The harder they try, the more comical they look.
In every pic Lala looks like she has never even met her baby
Lala looks like me whenever someone forces me to hold their baby after I said "No thank you" for the fifth time
That’s what the look is
She hasn't lol only when it's on instagram. She said she has a lot of help so I'm sure she doesn't endure half of what new moms have had to go through! must be nice...
yeah even on her insta pics, its like....weird. kinda cold / just like she legit looks like its her first time meeting this child lol. it's so awkward.
Tell me that you're not really in love without telling me you're not really in love
They’re not even holding hands really! It looks like she’s grabbing his hand trying to get him to stay by the cart at the grocery store.
Strong Dorit and PK vibes.
That’s literally who I thought this was until I gave “PK” a closer look and realized it was Randall, only then did I see that was LaLa and then kept scrolling to see their poor baby...
"Put on something nice dear"
"Should we match?"
"No just wear that pink velvet blazer that fit you back in high school"
"What about Ocean"
"She doesn't wear clothes"
Edit: since some of you enjoyed this heres some more:
"Babe what is that outfit you look like Erika Jane had a baby with an electric 80s villain"
"Don't worry about it just pose and look natural"
"Did we get a good shot"
"Idk Oceans looking into space "
"It's ok just think of her like an accessory. It's not like she's the star of the podcast, I am"
Must be her jacket. A bit tight?
There is no way he can close that
No buttons, not intended to be closed
All I can think about is knowing Randell is barefoot for this.
I’m sure that’s all Jax can think about too
How dare you make me read this with my face eyes
This statement is truly going to haunt me.
Spat my drink LOL
That outfit looks expensive to be holding a naked baby in.
Absolutely hate these people. When is this disgusting man going to be exposed #metoo? Tons of gossip about him but I guess he’s not famous enough- it’s the only reason I can think of to why it hasn’t happened yet.
It’s only a matter of time. His “popularity” goes way back.
Why is she trying to look like Erika Giradi? Why so serious? Why no clothes for Ocean? So many questions...
Edit: The biggest one being why does she look like she's about to drop her baby?!!
Yeah, the last person you want to emulate, especially when your fiancé has been accused of shady shit and not paying people, is Erika Jayne
She needs to support the babies damn head.
Emily ratatataraowski vibes
Came here for this comment! What the hell man.
Omg that's the first thing I thought! Like she's doing that arch the back thing and could flip out of her arms at any moment. Scary.
Literally I have visions of her snapping her neck🥴😩
She holds Ocean as awkwardly as Hillary Baldwin holds her babies. Uncomfortably, with the neck unsupported, like they are distracted by everything else.
Umm excuse me, I think you mean Hilaria 🙄
How you say in inglés?
With those man hands of hers.
Randall looks like he was just told that Ocean isn't his child. Lala looks like she wants to punch someone in the face and the naked baby gave me the feeling that Lala forgot her for a second and then didn't have the time to put clothes on her. What a strange picture.
Haha for real they both look way too pissed off to have such a gorgeous baby and look like they don't care enough to even clothe her. So strange. Also Stazi commented that this was incredible and someone replied to her with, "No it's just weird." Lol
I love that story
Spot on lol
Giggy is dressed for photoshoots better than their baby
At lease she closed her mouth for this pic.
Oh yeah I only just noticed. How did she manage that? Eyelash glue maybe?
Nothing like using your baby as a prop while you give a camera the “fuck me” eyes
She’s trying to get on housewives, willing to bet money on it. But honey, we already have Dorit and youz trying too hard
Might as well, RHOBH has been spiraling for a while now…
This is true!
Lala has terrible style. Randall’s jacket is a few sizes too small
Yeah I don’t think he could close it if he tried
Why is Dorit doing a photo shoot with Randall? Weird /s
“Tacky and wrinkled” should be the caption
the way she's holding the baby is giving me major anxiety
All I can hear her saying is “I’m right on top of it, Rose!” in that outfit
A sad imitation of Beyoncé and Jay-Z. Like…make your own iconic moment instead of this sad attempt at recreating an already iconic photo. This is upsetting me and my homegirls. How could you do this to me question mark.
I irrationally hate her. Like HATE her.
it's not irrational sweetie, we all hate her
Unrelated but I’ve always hated her slogan(?); “Give them Lala”. It isn’t given what it’s suppose to give. It sounds so weird and it’s giving very much try hard.
Did she get the cat eye surgery
She looks like photoshopped Khloe here
I can’t stand hearing Lala talk, listening to a podcast of her sounds like literal hell
Why does LaLa look like one of the girls walking in Swell’s fashion show in DON’T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER’S DEAD?
Haha LOVE this. My friends and I always say "The dishes are done man" at super random times when we are extra baked lol
That baby is gonna pee all over her.
Her stylist is constantly doing her dirtyyyyyy 💀😉😬😬😬😬😬
She is the epitome of basic bitch
More like: Give Ocean clothes and support her neck proberly...
That’s not how you hold a fucking baby. Why would *anyone* post this? Randall looks like he’s on the verge of a mental breakdown while we’re at it.
Awkward Family Photos, anyone? So different than other people I follow with new babies in their lives who post pics where they’re smiling and joyous about having a little one. LFU looks like Ocean just made a tsunami on her sleeve.
She could NEVER be Beyoncé 😂😂😂
The chemistry here, or lack thereof, is undeniable
I look forward to Ocean's opinions on the upcoming season of VPR.
I’m glad I’m not the only one having anxiety over Ocean. As a mom I know I can have a firm hold of my child even if it might look like I don’t, but this terrifies me.
I'm afraid Ocean will start peeing and Lala will just instinctively yell EWW! and toss her in the air like a football.
... and catch her, of course.
I’m sure the baby loooves that scratchy fucking polyester on its soft skin.
Lala's following the Emily Ratajkowski (sp?) 'hold your baby like a loaf of bread' trend, I see.
Right?!? But I think emrata’s was way worse. I can’t get over her freaking using the baby as a prop to show off her abs. Nobody gives a fuck
I thought that Lala was Dayna for a second.
I can’t even snark on this. It’s so weird I feel sorry for them
This pic looks mad amateur. I can't take it seriously.
It's the '80s realtor Barbie for me.
The person’s comment about asking if they’re going to Spotify made me LOL. Yes, spotify is absolutely going to purchase the rights to this podcast following the Call Her Daddy and Joe Rogan deals. This podcast is DEFINITELY the same level as those.
Reminds me of that recent pic of Emily Ratajkowski where she is posing to the nines and holding her baby like a sack of potatoes and about to drop him. So creepy when it’s so obvious that holding their child properly is interfering with their photo so fuck safety I guess…blech
They really couldn’t steam the bottom of rand’s shirt? Or at least photoshop it?
Shes giving me Heidi Montag vibes with the new face
I think theyre going for the carters and its not working
Lala and Khloe are morphing into the same person
Giving me major Patrick from Spongebob vibes. Or Cosmo and Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents… either way can Lala please support the baby’s head ffs 🤦♀️
maybelline great lash vibes
'Give Them Lala Baby' to everyone except Lala's actual baby. I said this above in an edited comment but I'm honestly wondering why TF Ocean is naked when she has a whole baby clothes range? Why would she miss an opportunity to hawk her wares when she's usually the most shameless self-promoter ever? Perplexing AF.
LOL I think Lala is the hustler in this case
LALA, FIRE YOUR STYLIST. They didn’t even bother to style the baby FFS lol
This is such a bad picture of them.
This has strong “my stepmother is an alien” vibes.
I was so confused why Khloe Kardashian was holding hands with Rand for far too long to admit. God help my brain it’s decaying from too much reality tv.
They all are morphing into each other!
I could NOT figure out why Dorit was posing with Rand and a baby. Dead ass.
This looks like an extra from the movie AI with two of the robots not programmed to love.
Stop trying to make "RAND" a cool dresser! He just looks ridiculous.
The lips are seriously out of control. Why does she want to look like a fish? Girl, it doesn't look good!
cosmo & wanda vibes
Support that baby’s head!
🎶Ocean is an average kid and no one understands...🎶
So so SO thirsty.
Erika Jayne and Tom Girardi ✨vibes✨.
That’s an Ocean of nope.
How stressful. My baby is two weeks younger than Ocean and we are far from ready for formal photographs or dry-clean only clothing
Randall attempting a VPR intro look. #Hetried.
I got Gretchen and Slade vibes too as well. For a hot sec I thought that was Gretchen like from years ago or something, but then I was thinking, whose the fat guy in the pic with her? Then I realized it was Randall and it all clicked it was Lala.
That baby just looks like an accessory to her.
Is it me or is the babies head not being properly supported? I'm sure she's fine, but that's a weird angle to hold the baby at.
Why is the baby naked?!
Lala using her kid as an accessory is hardly surprising to me
Ocean looks cold get that baby something cuddly and cozy to snuggle in!
Oh my gosh, support the baby's head!!!
Is it ok to hold a baby like that ? .... looks very weird.
I mean yeah, the baby is physically fine. People here are being real dramatic about it because they love to hate Lala, *as do I*. But I’ve held my baby like that when I’m trying to make sure my 4 year old doesn’t somehow kill herself and also trying to keep the crazy dog from not getting out of the house, and so far my infant’s head is still attached. 🤷🏻♀️
I think the problem is moreso that Lala is doing it voluntarily for a photoshoot versus doing it out of necessity.
She’s gonna drop that baby.
Little fumble can’t hold onto the football
THIS BABIES POOR NECK
They both be hustlers.
Can we start a GoFundMe to get Randall a fitting jacket?
I don’t have a child yet I’m yelling “Support the head!”. Poor baby.
Fat guy in a little coat vibes.
they look like a couple from 90 day beyonce with their little “in love” and “angry” intros
that poor baby, doesnt even get any of the styling budget
At least put the baby in a suit dammit. This doesn't make any sense
This looks like the test photo taken pre wardrobe consult
I got confused because I thought he was dressing as PK for a second lol
The art director missed the mark on this one.
What could they possibly need to talk about and who would listen to this shit?
Only these two would upstage their baby in a photo.
This ain't it.
Only a matter of time before legal/financial troubles are revealed
I had to zoom in because this photo is giving LFU giant man hands at first glance. For someone who is so obsessed with fixing her flaws, she picks the worst photos of herself.
The baby can’t smile yet, but Lala and Randall can and choose not to. Bad vibes.
I do like her jacket tho
How long do you think it took her to pose like that and hold that baby? Holding babies is not as easy as it looks, and that baby beautiful baby Ocean looks squirmy.
Ur baby is def freezing cold sista
June 8th was world ocean day...I thought she would've posted some tribute to Ocean since ya know.... but Nada lol