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Ethan looks like he’s 10 years younger with this haircut 👀HE LOOKS INCREDIBLE

Ethan looks like he’s 10 years younger with this haircut 👀HE LOOKS INCREDIBLE

footsoldierforlife

He looks GREAT


moosegoose90

He looks honestly amazing


rartedrandom

Skinny legend


kvothes-lute

I wanted to call him this but felt conflicted because it mainly a Voldemort saying


Away-Awayy

“Skinny legend” was and always will be a Mariah Carey meme first! Im so glad I wasnt introduced to it by Voldemort tho.


kvothes-lute

Oh really? I didn’t know that! I never knew much about Mariah, but it’s really funny you say that- I was just now looking at pictures of younger-her for the first time on google. She was so stunning!


King_Slowpoke

It's been around ages, mainly a meme on gay twitter. Mariah gets called a skinny legend for ages and some time ago a famous drag artist called Trixie Mattel made it her thing too wich brought it into a lot more peoples vocabularies. I really hate that people think it's something Voldemort came up with, glad this got cleared up!


dramamawma

And to think i thought it came from Trixie...


Sormui

Why is everyone calling her Voldemort?


tobysmokes

They are them who shall not be named


Sormui

I know what the meaning is. Just wondering why all of the sudden everyone is referring to her as Voldemort.


kvothes-lute

just tired of talking about her and everywhere being full of her name. so, we’re just being silly i guess.


Sormui

Gotcha, just wasn’t sure if it was a new meme or something- haven’t been on the sub in a couple days and suddenly saw everyone saying Voldemort lol


astralcloud72

He looks fine as fuck


miriglez_

Yesssss


LOUISTHER0UX

I'd smash ngl


Fuzzfaceanimal

Me too And im a straight dude


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He definitely lost weight too.


moosegoose90

He lost 200lbs of pure stress this week! Edit: before anyone says it I am not fat shaming Voldemort ok, she’s said she’s around that weight OK


bionicPUMA

Voldemort I am deceased rofl


darkpitt

Jk loling


noname093

Jk rowling


TheRealTimmyBee

jk rotflmao


GuthiccBoi

Unalived! We don't want the sub to get demonetized


Rexstil

She who must not be named


courtsamaziing

Ooooooooopppppppppp


ChitRideOrDie

Voldemort should definitely be the term going forwards.


GustlikCzolgista

Im Rowling on the floor laughing


SpencerDavis44

Fat shaming *in Minecraft.*


dopedriveway

Parody parody


psicopatogeno

With peace and love


darkgamr

That's it? I would have guessed more 250-300. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but she's wider than she is tall


eyedontknowhowthiswo

It is more then that. Shes said 220 earlier on frenemies.


Summer_rain1109

230lbs and she’s only 5’3


marceldia

Is it 220 or 230


Summer_rain1109

She said 230 months ago but it’s probably higher now (since she has recently said her wedding ring no longer fits due to her weight gain)


Phoking_Christ

Fr I gained like 60-70 pounds this past year and am around 230 pounds right now. Working it off but it’s the heaviest I’ve ever been personally and she still seems like she’s got at least another 40 pounds or more than me. Could just be distribution of weight, but I don’t know. I’m sure height and genes play a role in it but I’d always assumed she was around the 300 range.


Kingimg

Me too. I gained 50 pounds. Now i am 350. Im also 6'6. I stopped gaining now i just have to start losing. I cut out sugar


Summer_rain1109

Obviously an overweight woman will not weigh as much as a man who is equally as overweight but taller


Phoking_Christ

I think you meant to say look like they weigh as much as a man who is equally overweight. I understand that, I’m just pointing out that I’ve always assumed she was heavier than that. No hate, just what I assumed.


Summer_rain1109

By equally overweight I mean the same BMI


kochemi

They did have surgery on their badonkers to make them look like bahonkadonkers. That tends to make people a lot bigger than they truly are


Jm29256

Does she have lipo?


kochemi

They did have lipo a couple times iirc, but what I'm talking about is the infamous multiple breast implants. They got them done many many times, and ended with not such a great result. Having boobs so big in relation with your body will make you seem bigger. So they probably look like they weight more than they do


Caleebies

Ehh I mean I don't think thats a very clever joke lol. Hate her if you want, her and ethans honesty about their weight struggle was one of my favorite things about frenemies.


moosegoose90

Ok


Kingimg

I think it was a clever joke


Pissed-Off-Panda

Yes it was hilarious and so unique, I slapped my knee and busted a gut laughing. He dropped 200 lbs!!! That was a real *whale* of a joke, haha! The cleverness and biting wit of this amazing and hysterical observation would put George Carlin to shame. What a hack he was with his boring societal observations. 😴💤 BORRING!!! Not funny! Tell more fat jokes please! She’s so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND. THE. HOUSE. Haha!!! Oh god please stop op my sides hurt. You’re so funny op omg lol


Kingimg

The joke revolved around weight but it didn't call her fat. Chill


Pissed-Off-Panda

Nevertheless the best thing I’ve ever read 🤣🤣🤣 hang on I’m trying to buy some Reddit coins


wakeup325

She’s fat


Pissed-Off-Panda

Please are you like an idiot or something? LOL that’s the fucking funniest thing I have ever read, anywhere, any time, ever!!! So hilarious!!! Someone please tell Ethan to put moose goose 90 on the show cuz they are so fucking funny!!!! Natural comedian!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 where have they been all my life??? Omg lol I’ve never laughed so hard 🤣 please my stomach hurts LOL so witty, just plain smart humor, absolute grade A shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 get this person a podcast stat!!


moosegoose90

You seem so pressed by me. Are you okay? You can be funny too, this is quite sad.


wakeup325

Why are you so triggered? Are you fat too?


Pissed-Off-Panda

Of course! What else could it be? This guy gets it! 👆


oh-kay-bish

*cries loudly in trigered*


wakeup325

Holy shit


thetomman82

Definitely not fat shaming, you're being very generous. I'd say 250-300....


dethmaul

Voldemort because of her little nose? Can we be grownups and leave the immutable characteristics out of it? Fat funning is okay, because they can control that. Body parts, no. Edit: more *fair game* than really okay lol


maha710

I think it’s because they are someone “who shall not be named”


dethmaul

Ohh, lmao that's funny. I dig it.


moosegoose90

Voldemort cause I didn’t wanna say her name, I never even thought about her nose LOL


dethmaul

That's just the first thing i thought of because so many people make fun of how goofy he looks lol


Jason_t_r

*they


moosegoose90

just checked her Tik Tok Bio and it says “She/Her They/Them”


Jason_t_r

Oop my bad…i feel like she recently changed it cause last time I checked it was only they/them. Sorry :)


megagoodwin

Who even gives a shit about pronouns? Lmao this fucking modern society, truly pathetic


Jason_t_r

Beliefs/opinions aside…you’ve been using pronouns your entire life. I’m pretty sure you’d be upset if someone didn’t use your correct ones too.


moosegoose90

It’s okay! And yes I believe she did changed it probably in the last week or two


Pissed-Off-Panda

But how fat is she though??? Right??? Omg LOL she weighs like 200lbs lol! Boom ba ba boom! Haha those are the sounds the floor makes when she takes steps cuz FAT. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


moosegoose90

This is weird :/


oh-kay-bish

im 99% sure this is voldemorts throwaway account


moosegoose90

Omg then I’m flattered LOL


xcrisx01

ya'll seriously need to start reading bios


Kingimg

Thats silly


Pissed-Off-Panda

Omg where’s my credit card??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you deserve all the awards!!! so fucking funny!! Seriously where’s my credit card?


moosegoose90

I know, I’m fucking hilarious, I’ve been waiting for the haters to show up!


Pissed-Off-Panda

You are!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 GENIUS!! 🙌 YOU 👏 ARE 👏 SO 👏 DAMN 👏 FUNNY!!! 👌


wisersamson

Don't make the mistake of checking this person's post history and comment history. Really fucking pathetic.


defog88

What a nice young man


girff

MONEY ETHAN


grantdarude

This is Ethan's handsome squidward form


SaintLatrobe

Squidworth*


tummysticcs

Post breakup glowup


Monniemouse

Omg you're right 🤣


ojkuyv

Love the new haircut


NerdWithHobbies

hottt


jasonforbachelor

My fiancé just walked in our apartment from work and goes “WOW ETHAN YOU LOOK GOOD”


Wintertime13

He also looks sooo thin


SherbertRemarkable50

E-thin Klein is in the building!


yOuRbEaRdIsWeIrDhuh

E-thin is canon now


ruffianpenguin

now trishas gone we need to fill in the void of skinny legend comments


UnidentifiedAsshole

Super skinny todaymmmm


Jolly_Command

Barber checking in- Wow Ethan, great cut, keep it up!


nattttd

Proud of you!


Jessica_Messica_

He looks better than ever


Comfortable-Muffin95

His eyes look like hamburgers 😍😍 🍔


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quiet_contrarian

I wish I could vote for this more than once


Dinnosaurocks

Spring chicken!


AdventurousMushroom4

It really suits him


babypink1995

He does!!!! Ethan looks so good I also love that shirt so much I wanna buy that shirt for my fiance


moderatelyrichandsad

he looks hella hot w that haircut ngl


erin_burr

one heck of a post breakup glow-up


natduff

Skinnnnyyy


emeraldoomed

I thought so too he has lost so much weight it’s crazy, especially in the rage room vlog you could really tell


brittneebug

Prob feels 10 years younger now that he isn’t dealing with the storm of Trisha


xDOOSO_

daddy


bogustacos

He looks refreshed!


Unecessary_Mission

I agree! :D looking great Ethan


TheeLedgitLlama

Now that’s what I call fresh teddy


Teddybaergang

he had this hair and immediately shaved it for the addams family cosplay, a part of me died when he did that cause it’s the only time his ever has a decent cut


bluddyRivers

Honestly


fartspatula

Amazing what a fresh hair cut will do. Obv he’s eating good and exercising too but the haircut is like a highlighter for it


leanney88

And thankfully Trisha isn’t around to make us all uncomfortable by hitting on him in front of her fiancé and his wife


Kingimg

Almost as if a weight has been lifted off of his shoulders. Wonder what that could have been?


Shakespeare-Bot

Almost as if 't be true a weight hast been did lift off of his shoulders. Wonder what yond couldst has't been? *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Kingimg

Im gonna be honest with you shakespeare bot.... i hate you


AGG408

Still prefer the bleached hair


VarlaSantana

I’m a Barber who has been cutting his hair in my mind years! So glad he finally got a good haircut from someone who cares! Exactly what I would have done 👩‍🍳😘


MattIsWhack

Agreed, the haircut looks aerodynamic af


pharris345

with peace and love, dilf ✨


Useless_Poop

It looks cool with the grey being more pronounced on bottom and the dark on top. So good.


__marmar

Would smash


dog_in_a_wheelchair

they did his beard right too


lilycamilly

the fade sheeeeeeesh


pymatgen

He's an adorable teddy bear when he's chubby.


saintashleyrapr

I know Ethan doesn’t believe that people are sexually attracted to him but I really do find him so fucking sexy LMAO also his side profile is genuinely perfect I’m so jealous of it


Key-Ad4612

exactly what i was thinking! he looks so healthy and good in the newest ep


Shaquille_Oatmeal879

MONEY ETHAN


spookybaby13

He is killing it. Money.


uselessartsdegree

Instead of T-woman telling him he's looking like a skinny legend every week, can Ethan just choose one of us to call in every week to tell him?


Kingimg

Does t-woman stand for trans woman? I thought trisha was a trans man? Sorry i dont remember


zgirl509

I’m one of trishas (ex) fans who found Ethan through her! Jw, is he okay with everyone keeping track of his weight? Lol and the way he looks *not talking about OP*


avakadava

no he doesnt want to get on the scales in case it derails him mentally


zgirl509

That’s what I thought. That’s why I wonder if he minds people paying this close attention


Kingimg

Is he ok with it? What do you mean by that?


zgirl509

I know he is self conscious about his body. When I lost weight, I was still self conscious and felt like people expected me to lose weight and when I didn’t I didn’t get complimented, so I know I was doing something wrong. Now…. I have several mental illnesses soooo 🤣 I know he can probably take it , jw


Kingimg

Hope you are feeling better!


zgirl509

I am very much not thin and definitely gained all the weight I lost back but oddly enough, I’m a LOT happier. Thank u


Kingimg

Being happy is the first step to everything


juulpodbabe

mmm, daddy


Successful-Rabbit-85

I miss the curls


quiet_contrarian

I wish my husband would get this haircut- SO HANDSOME!!!


SecondManOnTheMoon

God how this man has turned to crap and everything he use to make fun of. Maybe one day he’ll be back


moosegoose90

Because he got a haircut and looks nice? Weird


Xtralarge_Jessica

Are y’all blind


moosegoose90

Wdym?


Xtralarge_Jessica

He still looks like a creepy middle aged uncle


moosegoose90

To you


Kingimg

Am i blind? No im not. Why do you ask?


electricpinecones

yeeeeeeees \*clap\*


babybeignet

What happened to After Dark???


tiffanaih

Hahah I love this screen grab you got of his Love face.


seaweedst

Mmmmm daddyyyyy


datpuertorican

Gotta love his Love impression


avakadava

was thinking that watching today's episode


shakibuju

My favorite sit-down comedian lookin’ fine as fuuuuuuuuk 👑


UncleRicosVids

The haircut is so good!!


Massive_Pudding5349

Looking FRESH


ParisMarriott

I agree he looked so good today!!


ThundrousProphet

I actually love Ethan's hair grown out


xcrisx01

Ethan is not only a literal dad but also a daddy.


marceldia

It’s definitely light a weight off his back has been lifted


Swimming-Afternoon23

Nah when you protect yourself from toxicity you gloww


pumamaner

He looks like smart hulk


SquanchingWampa

More Ramen, then we’ll talk.


dopedriveway

Don’t let him know otherwise he’ll get another buzzcut


SleazyDingus

Barber: Ok what would you like? Ethan: Just dont think about it dude.


chaotic214

Talk to meh babeh


Georgiathebunny

When did this turn into beautiful world??


haveyouseenchefff

he looks like he could be ab’s dad


sharstars15

Man is sooo fine 🥵 I can't believe he doesn't know he's has actual simps 💯💯


DrDankologist

He looks great and he also seems to have lost weight. Money Ethan!


Shakespeare-Bot

He looks most wondrous and he eke seemeth to has't hath lost weight. Wage ethan! *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


hanna_miller

Papa fresh papa bless


Eleonora-143

Ok get it Ethan we see you


comradebezos

Ethan looks way better here. He should hire a trainer and make videos of his progress


alyssajprp

ethan is looking GOOD


lolaloveszombies

Them eyelashes tho


possumsushi

MONEY BABY!!!!


ccupcakesarefun

D A D D Y Y Y Y M M M Y E A


Potassium_Patitucci

Papha bless


fabluous

it looks great and i'm sure i'll get used to it, but all i can see is his james charles cosplay lol


HauntingAd2676

Papa bless <3


Gidgimmortal

I was thinking the same thing! His skin is glowing, he looks healthy, the hair looks great, and he's definitely lost weight! Looking good Ethan!


GechoCuts

I wish I could hook Ethan up with a skin fade and a straight razor shave. His James Charles haircut he got looked sick!


nothingfase

Looking ga- I mean great Ethan keep it up. Proud of u


eggoverdose

i’m so excited for this next drop


KancerKat

Dadddyhhmmm


prabhleen21

HE IS GIVING ❤️‍🔥 PEACE AND LOVE


Naneun_NABI

Agreed! Its a nice look!


elisa2583

Skinny bitch!


notgivingmyrealnamee

this was a great episode