T O P

I met the man himself last night in NYC!

I met the man himself last night in NYC!

LosPullUpsHermanos

He IS the one who tastes


Any-Ad3943

He’s not in bottle, he is the bottle


shitbreak_883

You're goddamn right


dopaminergic_soul

Bring The Bottle Back!


BringBack4Glory

the one who drinks


Reonlive420

Should have gone for pizza!


tgodxy

Holy shit that is awesome. I’d never open that bottle


JARfilms87

That bottle will never be opened!


gucci69cucci

Drink the liquor then refill it with water


[deleted]

Or refill with the same liquor.


Purp1eHaz3

Why not just buy a different bottle to drink


[deleted]

It hits differently drinking from the bottle signed by Walter White.


Purp1eHaz3

Fair enough


Squilfo

Or drink the liquor and just save the bottle lol


kraybae

Until you're in a wheelchair and can only communicate via ouija board


Rick-Pat417

Not sure if this was what you were going for, but I immediately thought you were saying this because it was likely poisoned with ricin


AdishJain84275

Is it to keep it as an artifact or because it might be poisoned lol?


tgodxy

Yes


[deleted]

[удалено]


grundo1561

https://youtu.be/SBzW1xUjwew


infinitegarlicbread

Yes drinking!


potchie626

Heisenberg*


rustybeaumont

That’s like science, yo!


chimbuscrinkleton

Of course he has a beautiful signature.


Laura4848

Wow! That is so awesome! Must have blown your mind to suddenly see him. Great pic!


JARfilms87

It was insane! Still can’t believe it!


Metoocka

Kudos on spelling "must have" correctly. (I don't post a criticism when people spell it wrong, but I will praise when it's done right.)


Laura4848

Thank you kindly! (How else would one even spell it? Perhaps incorrectly stated as “must of?”)


mk_dudy

yes, I've seen "must of" way too many times on the internet


Metoocka

"Could have" sounds like 'could of' "Should have" sounds like 'should of' "Would have" sounds like 'would of'


No_Armadillo5820

How was he ?


[deleted]

He's going through remission. The cancer hasn't spread much yet.


GregBuckingham

He’s fighting like hell


DSquariusGreeneJR

He looks so different I’m ashamed how long it took me to find him


Mr_BruceWayne

He's 65! Damn time flies.


Sercant

How dare you say "flies" in his presence.


PrestigiousCress8449

In his alcohol store right? That's awesome


JARfilms87

It wasn’t his store, he was promoting his new tequila.


RealStax

Dos Hombres right? How was it?


joeygladst0ne

It's a really good mezcal IMO.


JARfilms87

Honestly they gave me a shot, but I in awe of the situation that I don’t remember lol


LamarJacksonPooping

Not as good as Tres Comas


maoejo

Lol yea it’s in the second picture


JLtheRocker

Was it like an official signing or did you just run into him and happen to be in the right place at the right time?


JARfilms87

Total coincidence, literally didn’t realize at first. He was just hanging out in the corner. When he heard it was my bachelor party he walked over and gave me a free bottle. He signed it and all. Class act!


BringBack4Glory

Wow, HE came up to YOU? That’s incredible. He really is the one who knocks!


JLtheRocker

Absolutely amazing, I’ve heard nothing but great things from people who’ve met him, that’s fantastic.


Palin_Sees_Russia

He’s been touring his alcohol, going to various places.


doomer1111

He and Aaron Paul have been touring their alcohol like 20 mins away from my house while I’m sitting at home re-watching breaking bad in excitement for my trip to ABQ. I feel like a major loser lol.


JLtheRocker

Awesome, is there a published schedule anywhere? I’d definitely come by to see him if he’s anywhere near me


Palin_Sees_Russia

Not sure myself! I'm sure a google of "dos hombres" might tell you something though :)


doomer1111

I think they’re doing it at random. I’m in Astoria so I’ve been pretty close to some places they’ve been


dumblogic511

He doesn't make tequila, the bottle he gave you is Mezcal. Tequila is essentially a type of mezcal, but not all mezcals are tequilas. Tequila uses blue agave and primarily comes from the town of Tequila in the Jalisco region of Mexico, where other types of Mezcal are primarily produced in the Oaxaca region. Considering it's made in Oaxaca and it's called mezcal on the bottle, I'm pretty certain it would not be considered a tequila.


NeganLannister23

You know your chemistry.


Comfortably_Dumb-

“Now you got one thing wrong... this is not tequila”


matthewvz

Username does not checkout, logic does not seem dumb.


dumblogic511

My name is a ruse, my logic is actually flawless. I've never actually been wrong in my life, true story.


nine_legged_stool

I'm really disappointed that it's not Zafiro Añejo


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nine_legged_stool

Nothing brings me greater pleasure than disappointing my mom. She's kind of an asshole


grebosnofla

Well in that case, good bot.


supernerd2000

/r/me_irl


SawRub

Where was this though?


JARfilms87

Liquor store on 55th in Manhattan


bartardpothead420

He is the one who distills


meesersloth

Jesse we need to distill


BringBack4Glory

It’s distilled in an RV


darkgamr

At $70 a bottle who needs meth money


Intel333

I love how happy everyone here is.


comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


comfort_bot_1962

Nice!


hulks_beautiful_bum

Did you ask him for a packet and slide a stack towards him?


doomer1111

I live in NYC (and I’m visiting ABQ soon). I keep seeing these pics and feel so jealous that Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston have been 20 mins or less from my house.


JARfilms87

Yea, I have seen posts of them before touring Long Island and knew they were in the area. So close to me, but never thought it would actually happen!!


SeniiorPiink

Glad he's not naked


NeganLannister23

With Walt Jr. dangling between his legs


grebosnofla

I wish to die


ThePLARASociety

Too bad you didn’t have any Schraderbräu…


Fufflewaffle

I heard Dean Norris hangs out in stores and sells Shraderbrau every now and then


NeganLannister23

Tight! Tight! Tight!


BringBack4Glory

Tequila, mezcal, whatever man… just keep bringing me more of that!


clintshints

The price tag stays


pm_me_traphentai_pls

Holy shit


Lily_Of_The_Valley10

Wow! This is freaking awesome! He looks older of course, but still good! 🤩


BringBack4Glory

cause he hasn’t dyed his hair


Lily_Of_The_Valley10

True! 😁


anymbryne

This is awesome!!!


anymbryne

*”Say my name”*


lopakamofo

Nice


[deleted]

Jealous! Are his bottles really 70 bucks? Or was that because he signed it?


JARfilms87

He gave me that bottle and signed it for free. That’s the genuine sticker price, but remember this was in Manhattan. Most other places it’s probably a 50$ bottle.


[deleted]

That is very generous of him! What a cool experience too! That’s going to be a fun story to tell people. Cheers!


Nola_Saints33

I bought a bottle for $60 in Albuquerque.


[deleted]

How’s it taste


Nola_Saints33

I am by no means a conissoire of Mezcal/Tequila, but I think it is tastes great. It is very smokey, which I love. We have made palomas and margaritas with it and both were delicious. Palomas were my favorite out of the two.


[deleted]

Nice! I don’t drink tequila often, but my dad is a huge fan of breaking bad and funny enough is a Brian Cranston look alike. I think I know what I’m getting him for Father’s Day now! I might even get one for myself and try a marg!


TheLizardKing89

It’s $57 at my local BevMo here in California.


DTopping80

Sees price on bottle. *Nice*


abduonz

Scrolled too far for this


JoaoGabrielTSN

That’s cool af


hotdilby

Hey it’s that guy from Malcolm In the Middle


WideEchidna8858

he's been lookin sus lately...


22oskar77

dude, its kinda sus


Palin_Sees_Russia

Why..?


WideEchidna8858

because it's almost like we have an imposter among us


Arekai4098

don't lie to me, walt


brianfallen97

DON'T LIE TO ME WALT! YOU SUSSY BAKA!


___d4n20__

He aged 5 years between the BCS behind the scenes picture and this one


lizwontcry

That’s because the BCS picture was from 5 years ago…


___d4n20__

Fuck I thought it was a new picture and got my hopes up. My bad


doomer1111

He looks great tho


gjoeyjoe

starting to think he actually likes selling his tequila and it isn't just a publicity stunt lol


Torture-Dancer

He sells it for him, he likes it, he is good at it, he is alive


corndogs1001

And I didn’t know about this? Smh.


FTCFPlaya

Your buddy on the right looks like a yolked Tim Robinson.


lonetraveller10

congrats bro!


Grokezwodder

But did he keep his clothes on at this store?


Linkyboy26

Wow 😳


nettes44

say my name


Jm29256

I wouldn’t have even recognized him!


BringBack4Glory

You just got one thing wrong… this, is not Bryan Cranston.


Jjent1

The good ending for Walt and Jesse: Mezcal Salesmen


tcottingham

Nice


MittenGRT

I was watching Saving Private Ryan last night and I never noticed Bryan Cranston has a cameo! It was before anyone even knew who he was


NE0N2006

69.99$ 👌 and meet mr white double 👌👌


cisco_wtv

That 70 bottle is now easily 700 if not a good 7 grand now


just4sho

AWwwww hell yeah thats awesome man


PetitionsGPT

The thing I like about Bryan is that he will always go out of his way no matter how busy to take photos with fans. Most genuine actor I’ve ever met.


Dyyl-Pickle

I'm so jelly rn, omg


QueSupresa

Awesome! Looks like you got a tasting with him too??


JARfilms87

They did give me a shot before hand, but I was just in shock at that moment.


the_misc_dude

Why mot have him sign a Dimple Pinch? https://www.bonappetit.com/entertaining-style/pop-culture/article/the-whiskey-of-breaking-bad-from-knob-creek-to-dimple-pinch/


pianoflames

Because Dos Hombres is a mezcal brand founded by Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul. They've been going around to liquor stores and bars doing in-person promotions for it. https://media.verylocal.com/2019/07/55f7c1f1-doshombres036-1280x849.jpg


the_misc_dude

Oh, shit!


OZZY9696

Damn dude he looks so old


CoolvinKleen

Man, I’m a recovering alcoholic (6 years sober), and even back when I would literally drink ANYTHING - I’m talking watered down hand sanitizer, mouthwash, you name it - I STILL thought mezcal was disgusting. I’d force it down if there was nothing else available, but Jesus... that shit is nasty. Maybe it’s personal taste. If you love it, more power to you.


office_lover_12

I thought he died (I mean in the series)


Palin_Sees_Russia

Okay. And?


office_lover_12

Nevermind Some things are just funnier in our head


LasordaIsAsleepAgain

That dude on the right from office space? Fuck yeah! Always wanted to meet that guy. I have a red stapler for him.


hopesdead

The place I work now sells this. I was so excited.


TakeMetoLallybroch

I would be so star struck!!! Congratulations!


nedsnotes

Bet he bought the most expensive bottle of champagne and paid cash


UseThereTheirTheyre

Hey! It’s the guy from the Ford commercials! I recognize the voice.


TheChamp133

Man this is awesome, I’m jealous! How’s his mezcal?


bigboss_69__

Jeez he is actually so cool. I bet he is really nice to talk to


RizzMustbolt

Zordon!


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

HES ALIVE


Twixanity

Daaamn look at all that white hair


Aztecah

Got dank he has aged!


THEKITKAT21

AND HE STILL GOT IT!


ConstructionOdd5269

This is the moment Walter White became George Clooney


SteeleDynamics

That's awesome, OP! Congratulations!


isaiah-the-great

Walart


XB0XYGEN

Fucking glorious!!!


jeanettesey

He came to my job once (unfortunately I wasn’t working that night) and slapped my make coworker’s ass. Everyone loved him and said he was a great tipper, too.


uglycouchpotato

Man spent $70 on a bottle for that signature... Worth it tho


Omega3568

So fucking awesome.


ILoveFuckingWaffles

That’s so cool. I’ve been trying to track down a bottle of this stuff in Australia for a while now… think my chances are slim though


Pirix

Don't drink all of it but definitely open it, make a toast and then add a bunch of BLUE food coloring. Seal it for ever.


bitchyswiftie

Now fill that bottle with crystal meth


VinylEmo

$69 nice.


z0bi

Damn Brian looks old... but in a really gentle way. Reminds me of Santa.


Robofcourse

Why was there a tarantula in his pocket


Firm_Area_3558

Did he sign the bottle before you bought it


JARfilms87

No he signed it afterwards, but there was a signed receipt already attached to the back of the bottle


YamIhEre719

Am I the only one asking who is he?


bkm007

He is the one who knocks


GayAnalFucker6969

Who